I can't even

"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion) 12/03/2019 at 19:13 • Filed to: None

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Yes, there’s all of the tasteless mods you’d expect, but the icing on the cake.... FLAME door handles. I couldn’t hold in my laughter. The guy saw me and made a weird “tough guy” face.

10 hours into a 16ish hour delivery day. And... Doing alright! This job is pretty fun, at least until it isn’t!

This is the secret to making it through the day

Aremmes > AestheticsInMotion 12/03/2019 at 19:18

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Have you made any “interesting” deliveries yet? Anything suspicious or embarrassing to the recipient?

cmill189 - sans Volvo > AestheticsInMotion 12/03/2019 at 19:19

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Stupid door handles aside the truck does appear to put in work. Likely vehicle repossession. 

AestheticsInMotion > Aremmes 12/03/2019 at 19:30

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I could write a book.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > AestheticsInMotion 12/03/2019 at 19:38

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Packages from  Adam and Eve is religious literature right?

Aremmes > AestheticsInMotion 12/03/2019 at 19:40

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HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > AestheticsInMotion 12/03/2019 at 19:40

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Water and caffeine and caffeine and water, and electrolytes 

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > AestheticsInMotion 12/03/2019 at 19:49

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“My FedEx driver is a drug dealer and he doesn’t even know it.” - Mitch Hedberg

facw > AestheticsInMotion 12/03/2019 at 19:53

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I hear the Amazon driver have to pee in those bottles  to make their quotas..

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > AestheticsInMotion 12/03/2019 at 20:29

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You found a repo truck. The long bed is a curious choice for that kind of work. We used to work on them a the hydraulic shop from time-to-time. A 1-ton dually is the truck of choice from a towing perspective, but some guys will run a short bed 3/4-ton if they want to be a little more inconspicuous about their activities. The short bed is also more maneuverable for hooking cars from the repo promised lands of packed apartment parking lots by night and crowded call center parking lots by day.

Funktheduck > ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com 12/03/2019 at 20:58

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When my parents worked for a repo company they had a truck where all the tow stuff was tucked away in the bed. Press a button and the tailgate dropped and the arm was useable. 

hillrat > AestheticsInMotion 12/03/2019 at 21:31

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I’m sure you could and the best stories are the ones you can never tell.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > AestheticsInMotion 12/03/2019 at 23:00

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I drove UPS for a year.  UPS haunted my dreams for the next 2 or 3 years.  Once in a while I still have the dream where they make me drive from the roof because they found a few more cubic feet of space where the driver sits. 

AestheticsInMotion > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 12/05/2019 at 18:17

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I'm so thankful to have a business route with almost zero resis this time of year

AestheticsInMotion > facw 12/05/2019 at 18:17

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I'm not that swamped, but I know a lot of guy's who are at that point.